The Best 'Bad Santa' Quotes, Ranked By Fans

August 2024 ยท 1 minute read

Kid: What are their names?

Willie: Who?

Kid: The Elves.

Willie: Sh*t, I can't remember, I think one of them is Sneezy and there's a Dopey...

Kid: That's the seven dwarfs!

Willie: You're sh*ttin' me? I thought... I was thinking there was a... I don't know! F*ck, kid; I just call them you know Bub, I call them... I say hey Bub or Chief or whatever the f*ck, I tell them to make the godd*mmed toys.

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